Monday, 17 September 2007

Top 5 donkey's in orange

The blogs have been quiet for a while so ill spice things up a bit
Heres my top 5:

1)Jamie Byrnes - Been playing ever since it started and still thinks ace anything is good, i remember seeing him re-raise all in once with ace 5, turned out the original raiser had pocket aces but hey, it was suited.

2)Mark Storey- Much in the same mould as Jamie, finds it hard to fold any ace, at any situation, regaurdless of how many all ins there are before him if he sees an ace hes in

3)Shane Hovey - This guy is the shit stain on the underpants of poker..... Seriously, anyone who knows him knows i dont need to go any further with this

4)Benjamin Elems- "Cabbie" as hes known around around here, is possibly the worst player that i have ever seen, any 2 cards and hes in a pot, will hold on to low pockets even if the board shows all overs, maybe he just doesnt understand the basics of poker? I'm not sure.

5)Andrew Stephenson- Ill just paint a picture for u all about stuff this guy does each week. There is a raise a re- raise all in in front of him, this is remotley early in the game blinds are 200/400 so seeing this he puts all bar a few chips of his in the centre, the original raiser calls aswell. So when the cards turn over there is Pocket Jacks, Ace 10 and andrew turns over JACK 10. I wish this was a one off but he does it each week, there for earning his spot on the list.


Other noteables are Gussy, Kate Seton, Paul Honeyman

8 comments:

thors75 said...

dude, looks like u are angry at poker APL style, we all go thru it, Jamie is also notorious for thinking his J rag is good, dont know who the last dude is, other notables are Kerry Miller, Don Smith aka Santa, and cabbies mate Glen O'Connell, man i like your work

Joe said...

lets not forget about earl

The Sensation07 said...

nah thor im not angry, it more that you think these players who have been playing for a long time would finally grasp the concept of poker, and what are good cards to call raises, realise the position play of poker, but these guys are just so bad its disgusting, i would love to play these guys in a ring game format style of poker, easy money

betterthansensation said...

last week i raised to $500 with blinds at 75/150. I have AJ suited i get 2 callers then a third lady also calls. flop is 6 6 8 two diamonds so i bet $500. 2 fold then she raises me all in so im forced to fold. she turns over her 6 10 offsuit.
im not sure if it was good odds for her as she was big blind but that sure did suck
i knocked her out after the break so all was good

Diz Lizzle said...

sen ur walking a fine line with what u say just talk to mark watch ur back man

The Sensation07 said...

I dont quite know what your talkin about diz, but i know that u dont know me that well, so ill give you a hint brother.... i can handle my own pretty well, i dont need to watch my back, but thanks for the concern, if some ones got beef with me, then they can come see me about it, my heart doesnt feel no fear brother

JamesAce said...

yeah man this is all true but santa definatly deverse a spot and where's my massive write up for sundays win make it a really long one, dont mean to boast but also came 6th in the second one and took out both the bountys maybe the heading could be ACE the bounty hunter

Stylez said...

You think those are donkeys? Check fivehats.blogspot.com to read about the WORST donkey in the region!